Friday 13 February 2015

Looking for a Gay Valentine's Day Novel?

In celebration of My Sexy Saturday AND Valentine's Day, I'm sharing seven paragraphs from my new novel The Straight Roommate. It just came out yesterday, which is perfect timing because it's a Valentine's Day romance!



Here are the first 7 Paragraphs from The Straight Roommate (watch out--they're spicy!):

“Give it to me, man!”

“You like that, do ‘ya?”

“Oh yeah!”

Danny scowled at his bedroom door. The grunting and swearing and hollering got so loud he had to turn the volume all the way up on his computer. No use. His industrial-strength headphones couldn’t block out that noise—and even if they could, how was he supposed to concentrate when his roommates were making gay porn in the next room?

Not that Danny was gay or anything. They called him “the straight roommate.” And, really, he couldn’t complain about the racket. He knew from the get-go Sean and Miku made amateur porn for a living. It perplexed Danny that they considered themselves amateurs even though they got paid for it. Didn’t that make them professionals? Not that the details made much of a difference. Amateur or professional, they distracted the hell out of him.

“You want me to come all down your ass crack?”

“Yeah, come on my asshole, man!”

You can get a copy of The Straight Roommate (my first in book YEARS) in digital format or in print! If you love a good paperback, don't hesitate to buy a copy. I love it when people buy my books in print.

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Straight-Roommate-G-R-Richards-ebook/dp/B00TISP43S/ref=grrichards-20
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Straight-Roommate-G-R-Richards-ebook/dp/B00TISP43S/ref=grrichards-20
Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-straight-roommate-gr-richards/1121206445
Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/ebook/the-straight-roommate
Publisher: http://www.excessica.com/books/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=7&products_id=829



3 comments:

  1. Wow, that does sound rather, um, distracting. Love the story set up!

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  2. Hysterical! and we know that Danny will join in soon. Those "straight" guys just can't say no.

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  3. This had me actually laughing. I can feel the poor guys discomfort - and the dialogue...well it makes me want to giggle - definitely pornish. What a brilliant concept.

    Dakota

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